Our latest test came back with the examiner looking a little shaken and pale "No, no, no, this ones failed, no way, terrible..." he told me as he returned to the office.

I asked the student what happened.

"8 our of 10" he told me with a disappointed look on his face."

"What do you mean 8 our of 10? That's not how the testing system works."

"The last two managed to jump out of the way."

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